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Here is some things you may not know about me, or maybe you do : but here it is…

1. I’ve been hanging out with the same dude since about 1987 and I’m staying on this ride! woop…

2. I have 4 kids that officially came from my vagina, and one that didn’t and technically she’s my sister, but I like to call her my own. Β If you really think about it though, she may not have come from my vagina, but at some point we were hanging out in the same vagina…just not at the same time!

3. My sense of humor is a little skewed. I mean, really it’s just not right. The things I find funny, …..they’re just not right…

4. I’m super inappropriate! I try not to be, and that usually makes it worse. see #3

5. I run into walls on a regular basis.

6. I’m eating an entire container of Ben & Jerry’s right now….like now, as I’m writing this, and I just dribbled some ” chubby hubby” on letter S ! crap..

7. I can not stand writing in this about me section because I do not know what the frick to say…

8. When I write, I use dots. It’s like a thing for me, … I have no idea why, but I love the dots. They go good with any sentence. Seriously, check it out :” I need to go to the bathroom….ooops, nevermind. Thank god I was wearing a pad!” πŸ™‚ See…they go anywhere. but actually I wasn’t wearing a pad….oooops…

9. My kids are freaking cute, and drive me freaking nuts, and I love them like crazy, and they make me crazy, and I’m sad they are growing up, and I’m happy they are growing up, and I no longer have a brain!!!…and it’s their fault…

10. I’m addicted to Facebook and I hate facebook. Same as Walmart… (and I get butt hurt if people don’t like my stuff) I guess that makes me a Facebook whore.

11. It took me 3 months to start this blog because every time I started to write some crap down my kids would need something. Like MOM I’m hungry, or MOM I have to go to school, or MOM It’s time for bed…..Can’t I catch a break around here..

12. Most of the time I’m friggin joking, and most of the time people don’t get it. So…yeah….

13. I really like saying vagina…and fuck! but mostly vagina. I try to fit that word in anywhere I can. It really can be used in a wide variety of ways. You would be surprised how versatile that word really is.

14. My husband is cute, and I like him a whole bunch…unless he brings the wrong Ben & Jerry’s!!! Then he’s OUT!! …kidding, he usually get’s one more chance to fix his mistake…

15. Β I’ve had natural births, c-sections, episiotomy, Β had my water break in public, breast fed until I couldn’t feel my nipples anymore and the list goes on…

16. My kids range in age from 21 down to 6….You name it…..I’ve been through it….TRUST!

17. I took a quiz on what percentage I would survive a zombie apocalypse and I got 87% chance! Β The husband got 75% and the 21 yr. old got 65%. I am sure I kicked their ass due to the question about if I came up on a family that needed help, would I take their food, or help them?…well….you can guess what I answered. Β And everybody is all “OH my gosh” and what not…..at least I’m still alive…suckas…

18.Β Β and most of all, I believe strongly in sharing experiences with others because we can help each other out. As mom’s, wives, sister’s and friends, by being real, and sharing our experiences, it makes it just a little easier to get by. I love to laugh and joke. It’s who I am! I’m silly, and I love chocolate, …too much….and I love my family, and I want to share my joy with you all, and want more than anything for you to share your Joy with me! So let’s get it on…. and I like lime popsickles, (why the frick can’t I spell popsickles correctly).


48 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Read Stuff With Me!
    Apr 02, 2013 @ 00:27:31

    Nice to meet you πŸ™‚ I think I can have some good time around your blog!


  2. hdfloyd73
    Apr 02, 2013 @ 10:27:23

    Thank you so much! It is very nice to meet you and I hope I can make you smile! Thanks for hanging around.


  3. Criss
    May 16, 2013 @ 21:07:21

    Discovered your blog via Indie chicks
    THANK YOU. You are a very talented writer, and I love your honesty and wit.

    As a mum of 3, and wife, I also have been with the same dude since 1986, I can seriously relate to your VAGINA!

    The world needs more of you.

    BTW……………. I may have voted for your blog…………… πŸ˜‰


    • hdfloyd73
      May 16, 2013 @ 23:47:23

      Thank you so so much! I appreciate it. That is so cool that you have been with the same guy since 1986. The good old 80’s hu? There is not a lot of us around anymore that have stuck it out for so long. It’s worth it though.

      Us mom’s need to stick together. We can help each other out more than we realize. Thank you very much for reading my words….and VERY much for the vote. πŸ™‚


  4. Criss
    May 17, 2013 @ 03:07:04

    Not a problem, you deserve the vote. I am from Australia, and I agree, we mummy’s, need to stick together and share our wisdom to the young ones! yes the 80’s was a good time. Sticking it out with the same person is worth it indeed. What a lot people forget is that with life comes many highs and lows, and you can can fall in love with the same person over and over. Your history bonds you, and in my case my man is my best friend.

    So please continue to share words like VAGINA, and add the words SEX and Clitoris too. It is far more than just a baby cute after all!


  5. Clever buttons
    May 22, 2013 @ 04:43:01

    Love Love Love the blog, finally a woman that isn’t afraid to talk about all the weirdness that happens to us women! Thank you!!!!!!!! It’s like a breath of fresh air!


    • hdfloyd73
      May 22, 2013 @ 08:39:09

      So glad your here! Thanks for visiting. And us woman have to stick together to get through most of the shit don’t ya think? πŸ™‚ Thanks for stopping by.


  6. REDdog
    Jul 29, 2013 @ 13:36:25

    I can’t believe someone else is as obsessed with the whole dot thing…awesome! I am not alone in the world. Respect REDdog


    • Vagina
      Jul 29, 2013 @ 19:17:52

      No my friend…you are not alone at all! I may actually be a tad addicted to the dot. I probably over use it…but just like FUCK..sometimes it just needs it.


  7. REDdog
    Jul 29, 2013 @ 13:40:54

    …and fuck me, you like to say “Fuck” too…this is too weird man! Rd


    • Vagina
      Jul 29, 2013 @ 19:16:21

      I am a firm believer in the usage of the F bomb! How can one truly express how they feel without using Fuck in a sentence. You know what I mean??…


  8. untoldstory6
    Aug 01, 2013 @ 17:11:18

    Loving your blog! And number 5..yes I do that at least a couple of times a day!


  9. Ruby Webb
    Aug 10, 2013 @ 07:21:22

    i think we Will get along great so lets talk


  10. keithmharris
    Aug 21, 2013 @ 09:16:35

    What happens to the “wrong container ” of “jen & berries?”


  11. keithmharris
    Aug 21, 2013 @ 09:18:38

    what happens to the “wrong container” of “jen & berries?” …..;-)


  12. Andrew Blumetti
    Aug 31, 2013 @ 10:42:15

    Great blog!

    Continued success!


  13. Andrew Blumetti
    Aug 31, 2013 @ 19:44:45

    Thanks very much for the support on my blog! Greatly appreciated!

    Yours is great! I’m a big fan of your sense of humor. …and dots!

    Much success!


    • Vagina
      Aug 31, 2013 @ 20:03:51

      Thank you! Same to you. Your cereal post is HILARIOUS!!! I actually remember a lot of those cereals. My parents bought King Vitamin and tried to make me think it was the same as Capt. Crunch! Yeah…I’m not the smartest bulb in the bunch, but I damn well know who the Capt. is. -_- Nice try folks!! πŸ™‚


  14. Kirsty
    Sep 02, 2013 @ 23:49:12

    You sound awesome. And with that sort of humor I’d gladly follow you! In a world full of sorrow and pain we sure as hell need more people like you. And Ben and Jerry’s. I’m in South Africa. We not privileged with such good reason for excess calories!


  15. imsupersaiyan
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 12:40:19

    I feel like we’re bonding right now.


    • Vagina
      Oct 29, 2013 @ 13:09:33

      WE ARE!!! πŸ˜‰ Anyone who says Vagina all the time is Good people in my book!!! Glad you stopped by! Come around again, …I say Vagina every chance I get! πŸ˜‰


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  17. jmlindy422
    Dec 16, 2013 @ 09:35:29

    Vagina! Thank you so much for adding Crazy Good Parent to your blog roll. Naturally, any time you want to contribute you are more than welcome! (This is the first time I’ve ever addressed someone as “Vagina.” It’s liberating. Oh, and I love the dots, too.)


    • Vagina
      Dec 16, 2013 @ 11:06:10

      πŸ˜‰ I am so glad you are here!! Thanks for stopping by. I Love the Crazy Good Parent blog. I agree saying Vagina can be very liberating. Plus I have always said Vagina’s are magical and possess super powers! πŸ˜‰


  18. isawbobdylaninaspeedo
    Jan 20, 2014 @ 12:50:31

    You are awesome. I loved that I got a message that read: You are now being followed by Vagina. How could I not love that??? Thanks for the follow and looking forward to reading you!!!


    • Vagina
      Jan 20, 2014 @ 18:56:32

      I am so glad you are here!! Thanks so much. ❀ Seeing Bob dylan in a speedo is a complex thing my friend….I most definitely need to be a part of all that. πŸ˜‰


      • isawbobdylaninaspeedo
        Jan 20, 2014 @ 20:24:47

        Oh yes!! Come play! I have also pushed two humans out of my vagina! That pain has also led me to believing I could withstand other stupid things as well. Go figure. Cheers friend!! {[] – that is a beer mug.

  19. melinda
    Feb 01, 2014 @ 06:18:17

    I swear the things you write are things I think daily…..are we kin?


  20. Twindaddy
    Feb 19, 2014 @ 13:23:29

    I do the dots, too!!!! Yay!


    • Vagina
      Feb 20, 2014 @ 10:37:47

      YAY!!!! We are kin!!! I mean….well, a Vagina and a ….um, shadow storm trooper??…right??… Either way It works!!! I dig storm troopers. Especially the shadow ones…;)


      • Twindaddy
        Feb 20, 2014 @ 10:39:00

        Yes…us shadow troopers are much more bad ass than normal troopers.

      • Vagina
        Feb 20, 2014 @ 10:46:45

        I agree!! Add in the dots….and You are UNSTOPPPABLE!!!!…did you see what I did there???..I used too many p’s, which at first was an accident and instead of going back and deleting a p, I just continued to type and now here we are! So yeah…I know….it doesn’t make sense to me either my friend. Sometimes though…you just have to smile and nod…..just smile and nod…

      • Twindaddy
        Feb 20, 2014 @ 10:52:58

        The extra P adds more emphasssssis to the word! I get you! It’s awesome!!! Wooooooooooot!

  21. dorkmasterfunk2013
    Mar 06, 2014 @ 16:24:30

    In my opinion,. Vagina is one of the best words in the English Language.The slang terms are also good. Thanks for this post.


  22. Mercedes Pasillas
    Jul 04, 2014 @ 17:44:05

    Not much of a `writing comments` kind of person but I do love to read and specially funny stories I found your blog through *insane in the mom brain* looking forward to reading more of your blog.


    • Vagina
      Jul 05, 2014 @ 13:48:37

      Thanks so much for stopping by. I am so glad you are here! I try to keep the place stocked with Vodka, but everyone keeps drinking it all! πŸ˜‰ ;)…


  23. Tempest Rose
    Sep 03, 2014 @ 12:19:41

    Hi! I’ve nominated you for the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award! No pressure, but if you’re interested you can check it out here: http://wp.me/p374p6-1HQ


    • Vagina
      Sep 03, 2014 @ 14:59:07

      Oh…I’m so excited!! THANK YOU!!! WOW!! This made my whole day! Thank you so so much! I never get nominated for cool things…or anything actually…


  24. FitsofWit
    Sep 17, 2014 @ 08:06:19

    People with a skewed sense of humor are my kind of people. Preach!


  25. richbrunelle
    Dec 29, 2014 @ 02:16:01

    You have another “dotter” here, could not write without it. While I try to curtail my use of the word “fuck” I still find it creeps in sometimes without my knowledge . . . I think, I write, fuck happens. See what I mean. Your sense of humor is as nutcase as it gets if you want my professional opinion. My professional what? Anyway, you are a looney bin case if ever I read one . . . Please keep up the good work!


  26. Sadity Hoodlum
    Apr 10, 2015 @ 11:26:06

    Because you are just as thrown off as I am, I have nominated you for a Liebster award for up and coming blogs. Check my latest post for details 😁😁😁


  27. Sam DeAngelo
    Dec 17, 2015 @ 07:48:18

    I’m glad we’ve reconnected, through Facebook, I’ve missed you’r sense of humor. You really need to write a book. Talk to you later Little Bit.


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