Are YOU ready for Summer??..

It’s that time of year again folks. The end of school. The time when the school decides to do EVERYTHING!!! All the field trips, school picnics and school plays they can cram into a week they will do. When you have multiple children in school, you get to enjoy all of those things multiple times. I personally have been to 3 school programs in the last week alone.
These are all the thoughts that went through my mind at the last school program:
– Hmm…not a lot of people in here. I hope I am in the right building! I hope I’m in the right spot!! I don’t know if this area is reserved for students or something. Where is everybody?? Am I early?? How is that even possible?? I have never been early to anything in my whole life?? Blink, Blink, Blink…
-No…please don’t sit right here…please!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Ugh….period cramps?? REALLY??? right now??
-I just don’t think I’m a “people person”…. I’m just not liking ALL THE PEOPLE!!!!
– the smell though…..Why THAT smell every time!!!
-To the person with the nervous foot behind me… 
-I just don’t understand the smell though…
-Awww….the kids are so cute! Look at them dance….awww!! Cutie patootie heads! There is my girl! **waves maniacally and blows kisses…. 
-Do I HAVE to watch all the other classes?!… Is anybody else leaving?? Anybody?? Anybody?? I don’t want to look like an asshole and be the only one to leave! Just one person…anybody??
-My BUTT!!!! OUCH!! 
-I have to sneeze! Oh crap I’m going to sneeze! It’s coming…It’s coming…I’m going to sneeze and then I’m going to pee….It’s coming!!!! 
-Don’t look at me like that Mr. guy…I had to sneeze! I’m sorry I didn’t cover in time. I tried!! I really did….actually I was hoping by sneezing on you that you would move to another seat! I’m about sick and tired of having your leg creepily rubbing against mine!
-Finally it’s over! Trying to stand up and walk..
– I see the EXIT sign..
-Person standing in front of the EXIT
Made it to the car…
Are YOU ready for Summer??..

1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Shelby Casebolt
    May 24, 2016 @ 11:59:54

    That was adorable and hilarious 🙂


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