Change the Channel and Pass the Popcorn!~

Have you ever been watching a T.V. show, ..and a random thought pops in your head? It happens sometimes. So I thought I would give you a glimpse into my weird brain and share some of the many thoughts I have had while watching some of my T.V. Shows….

 

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL– I could do that pose so much better. I mean, they are completely missing the art of it.

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY– Wow, they are dysfunctional bitchy back stabbers. Why am I watching this again? Oh look! Another cat fight!

 

 

SHERLOCK– Hm, maybe I could deduce somebody like that… *looks over at friend. I can tell by the wrinkle in their shirt that they…. crap, I don’t know.

 

 

SUPERNATURAL– There is no way that dude eats nothing but cheeseburgers and pie, and still looks like an underwear model. That’s the most supernatural thing about this show.

 

 

ANIMAL COPS– No no no no no, change it change it change it. I don’t want to see that.

 

 

HOARDERS– Compared to them, I am a clean freak. I’m like the flippin Queen of England.

 

 

GAME OF THRONES– Another sex scene, really? I mean, I don’t mind sex, but can’t we just have another bloody battle instead? I might as well just be watching porn.

 

 

MINDY PROJECT– HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, Mindy, stop! I’m gonna pee my pants! HAHAHA!

 

 

OPRAH– Aw, they all get free ipods and free cars and free bedsheets. And what do I get? Nothing.

 

 

TOP CHEF- Oh geez, that looks good. I would eat all of that. And the judge says it’s mediocre? Shut up, judge! I don’t want to hear it. All I have to eat is mac and cheese.

 

 

BIGGEST LOSER– I could probably do that exercise… If they can, I can… Who am I kidding? My ass is basically glued to this couch….*could you pass the popcorn…

 

 

THE WALKING DEAD– I don’t know which is more gross: The zombies or people doing it when they haven’t showered in two years.

 

 

ONCE UPON A TIME– So, wait? He’s the grandfather of the son of the sister of the evil step mother? I’m confused.

 

 

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK– It doesn’t look too bad. I could probably handle prison. I bet I’d be the toughest one in there. Except the whole pooping in front of people thing… I don’t think I could do that…

 

 

ELEMENTARY- So this is like Sherlock… but without Benedict Cumberbatch… I want Benedict Cumberbatch.

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19 KIDS AND COUNTING – nope. Β *turns off T.V. and heads to the bathroom to pluck eyebrows! ….plucking eyebrows is more interesting!!

 

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12 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Fearless Leader
    Oct 08, 2014 @ 10:31:22

    I have an idea for a new TV show!

    “Once Upon the Vaginas of Beverly Hills 90201”.

    Reply

    • Vagina
      Oct 08, 2014 @ 10:43:41

      hahahaha…Let’s do it!!!! I’m on board! but….as long as I don;t have to show my Vagina,…it’s been a working Vagina for many years so….you know…..It’s tired. πŸ˜‰ ….okay, …I even felt weird typing that! πŸ˜‰

      Reply

  2. Twindaddy
    Oct 08, 2014 @ 10:36:04

    This is why I don’t watch TV.

    Reply

  3. Joy Christi
    Oct 08, 2014 @ 16:29:16

    I haven’t seen most of these, but I love me some Game of Thrones even if HBO turns everything into lame soft-core titty porn. Did you ever see the SouthPark episode about it? They sing a whole song to floppy weeners. (Meanwhile, I think they showed maybe TWO weeners ever, but there are mega boobs in every single episode. So unfair!)

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    • Vagina
      Oct 10, 2014 @ 09:17:03

      hahaha….My daughter is a HUGE Game of thrones fan. She has all the books. I actually haven’t watched a lot of these shows either. I will catch an episode here and there while the other people in this house watch things. No matter what though…I NEVER miss an episode of Mindy and New Girl! Those 2 are my shows. I get cranky if I miss them. πŸ˜‰

      Reply

  4. lisaeggs
    Oct 08, 2014 @ 21:26:21

    I cannot pick which one of these is my favorite. I have about 19 favorites. Well done, Vagina!!!! I cannot tell you how bad I needed that laugh! And listen to this insanity: I have never seen Portlandia, but after THAT video I feel like I need to pull a Battlestar and go balls to the wall!!!!!!!!

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    • Vagina
      Oct 10, 2014 @ 09:19:10

      DO IT!!!!!! hahahhaa.. I actually tried Battlstar and couldn’t get hooked. But I binge watched LOST on Netflix and I LOVED it!!!! It took me like 6 weeks to get through all of it and I was like a crazy person on crack! I needed my LOST fix. Once you get sucked in….it’s hard to escape. πŸ˜‰

      Reply

  5. lisaeggs
    Oct 10, 2014 @ 17:35:17

    Oh I definitely could never get into Battlestar, I’m thinking I should binge on Portlandia! It looks hilarious!!!!

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  6. lisaeggs
    Oct 14, 2014 @ 02:02:56

    I did it! I watched the entire first season of Portlandia in one sitting, not that hard because it was only 6 episodes, but I plan on watching them all now! I love the feminist bookstore ladies!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! You have expanded my mind once again, Vagina! πŸ™‚

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    • Vagina
      Oct 14, 2014 @ 12:36:49

      hahaha…YAAAAY…I’m so glad I could help you!!! There is nothing like binge watching a show while simultaneously binge eating enchiladas! That is just something I have done and I thought you would like to know my secret!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ Portlandia is Hilarious!

      Reply

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