Want to see my Boobs??..

Let’s talk about boobies! Everyone loves boobies! From the very young baby to the creepy old dude sitting on the bench at the mall,….All ages love boobies. There are lots of different sizes and shapes of boobies. Mine have actually morphed over the years and changed shape. When I was younger they were perky and stood at attention. Okay…that is lie! “stood at attention” is the wrong word. They were happy boobies though. Now a days….they are tired. They used to be working boobies. They are in retirement now! It’s sad really,….they never received any kind of cool retirement gift for all the years that they put in.


When boobies first start growing,…they are like little rose buds just forming. Often times one will start growing faster than another. That happened with me. And to this very day one boob always looks a little fuller than the other one. Silly boobs!!!
I happen to be one of those type’s of girls that has big boobs. I come from a long line of big boobied ladies. My mom still rocks a pretty big set, and her mom definitely wasn’t lacking in the boob department. My daughters have also been “blessed” with the wonderful family curse…*couch cough….I mean blessing.. of big boobs! No matter what your size is though, boobies are awesome and you can’t deny it.



They do so much for us! I mean let’s face it….you can pretty much get most dudes and many ladies to do just about anything for you if you offer to show them your boobies. People like boobies. When things seem bleak and sad, boobies bring happiness and comfort.


My daughter and I were talking about bras and she always uses an under wire bra. I personally do not use the under wire because I find them to be nonsense. It doesn’t work. For a person like me that has had 4 kids who basically sucked all of the life force straight out of my boobs, all an under wire does is sit under my boob. It does not hold them up or give me any sort of support whatsoever. I just end up walking around with a wire under my boobs. If you took away the fabric off the bra,…. the wire would still be stuck under my boobs because,..well, obviously!!

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Since there is all different kinds of boobs out there, ….you can find just about any type of Β bra to help in the support of carrying around these precious gems that hang out on our chests. I mean come on….these things can produce milk to feed a human being and keep them alive. That’s pretty cool if you think about it.




I’m not going to lie to you….I wish my boobs were perkier. There have been times when I am laying down and they disappear. Completely gone, ..and I’m like…”boobies where did you go?,….come back boobies.” Then I find them hiding in my armpits. Silly boobies!!!!

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No matter what size or shape,…all boobies are beautiful. never discriminate against boobies because well,…it’s not nice. Yes, some are younger and happier than others, but you have no idea what someones boobies may have been through so don’t judge the boobies!



Have you loved a Boobie today?? Have you hugged a Boobie today?? Well if not than you should because boobies are awesome. And I guarantee that anyone who loves a boobie will get love right back, because boobies are like that…they don’t discriminate….they just love. Think about it…..Boobies bring love!!~ Love a boobie or two today…



πŸ™‚ Happy Tuesday Everyone~


18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Twindaddy
    Jun 03, 2014 @ 10:00:13

    Hahaha. You crack me up.


  2. Fearless Leader
    Jun 03, 2014 @ 10:43:24

    I loved Mrs. Fearless Leader’s boobies today.

    Then Wal Mart kicked us out.



  3. List of X
    Jun 03, 2014 @ 11:52:09

    Do manboobs count? πŸ™‚


  4. Lisa
    Jun 03, 2014 @ 12:10:08

    Vagina, I never thought this would happen. I thought we were pretty much sticking with vaginas in this blog, but why not go above the belt? Why not give the boobies some love too? And this is perfect timing for me because I just had a mammogram yesterday and my boobs got all sorts of attention! They got mooshed and squooshed more than I thought was possible. They really can get them to go pretty flat in those squisher machines, it’s kind of scary. But the gals there were so nice and you could just tell they love all boobies! So I felt like my girls were in good hands. My boobs are new to the retirement game. They were tired! They couldn’t go another round. They earned their rest!!! This post is hilarious, Vagina!!!! I loved this one!!! I’ll make sure I love a boobie or two today!


    • Vagina
      Jun 06, 2014 @ 09:02:08

      hahaha Lisa….sometimes we just need to take a ride above the belt! πŸ˜‰ It’s hard not to love boobies. I mean, …even if you tried to make yourself be really mad at boobies or have hate for them…it wouldn’t last long because they bring so much happiness. πŸ™‚ BOOBIESSSSS!! haha Mine are tired, …they want a vacation, and I would like to go with them on a vacation…


  5. kelbylyn
    Jun 03, 2014 @ 12:56:20

    Happy Titty Tuesday!


  6. REDdog
    Jun 03, 2014 @ 18:38:15

    Now THAT would be a Kodak moment, Vagina and Labia Minora sitting around talking about boobies…could it get any better if Perineum waded in on the discussion? I think not. Because…boobies.


    • Vagina
      Jun 06, 2014 @ 09:07:52

      hahahaha…REDdog, …you have rendered me speechless!! I have nothing witty, or cute to say at all!! I can’t mess with the perfection of your comment!! It’s just too perfect! IT IS OFFICIAL!! REDdog has left Vagina speechless….


  7. robbmatthews
    Jun 04, 2014 @ 07:34:08

    this post is sooo similar to something i wrote a while back…you can check it out through this link…oh! and yes i do love boobies!!!


  8. fangboner1
    Jun 16, 2014 @ 17:25:50

    Oh girl…you speak my language… Boobies…I love boobies… I love that my friends kid asked me for booboos…which was her term for nursing.. Sorry these ladies don’t doo that anymore…and No I refuse to even think that very soon I will be taking my daughter shopping for bras…beginners bras…I don’t even… I can’t even…


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