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If I am in the grocery store buying 2 or “more” bottles of Vodka, and 2 or “more” containers of Ben & Jerry’s, and you ask if I am having a party… then you are dead to me! This is a normal night bitch! Don’t judge…
If I am walking to my car, and you look over the fence to inform me about how high my grass is getting, then you are dead to me.
Blankets that are too short, when you pull them up over your shoulders, and your feet poke out… they are dead to me. I wanted a blanket, not a napkin.
If you sneeze without covering within a 1/2 mile radius of where I am… Dead to me.
When I am walking by a door…
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